In the first of this week's episodes, Penny and Max try to break the habit of texting the men in their lives, with help from a black market cough medicine. And Brad uses his business skills (and the "talents" of his friends) to keep Chuckles & Hugs from closing.
Favorite Moments:
- "Well, first I texted him to see if he wanted to go see that new gay Four Tops cover band, the Four Tops, then he texted me back and said he was more of a Smokey Robinson man, to which I texted him back I second that emoticon smiley face."
- Jane's inspired Lucy-esque tour through the deathtrap of Max's kitchen.
- "Everything I see reminds me of him: A train going through a tunnel, an oil rig exploding ... two gay guys having sex.""You are watching way too much stock footage and gay porn."
- "Okay, I've looked at your books, which are actually just Young Adult novels you've shoved receipts into."
- Least Favorite Moment: We never meet Jason.
- Everything is better with Nick Zano
Next page! Last night's second episode.
The second episode had Max pretending to be straight... for Bulls tickets, and Alex is tired of being as dumb as she am.
Favorite Moments:
- "Wham Bam Thank You Wham With Bam Bam and Kathryn Bigelow Bigelow Bigelow Bigelow Male Gigolo."
- "In fairness to Dave, he has been overly suspicious ever since he accidentally got on that Bang Bus."Am I the only one who was hoping it would have been Bait Bus instead?
- I so want Baby Justice to be a real show. Oh wait ... it probably is.
- "Katie, what are you doing here?""I'm taking you to the Jay-Z concert.""Awesome. Really?""No, fat ass, I'm bringing Penny!""
- Fortunately, Katie has moved on, and she even has a new man in her life.
What did you think of last night's episodes?
