In past editions of my snappy/yappy web series "Verbal Vogueing" I've spat upon priceless works of art, the Oscars, and those loving, gorgeous Republicans. But in this new episode of -- my first in quite some time -- I decide to go the respectful route in order to land a job as Anderson Cooper's permanent daytime guest-host. We can't keep giving co-hosting jobs to inoffensive ladies like Kristin Chenoweth! We need to give them to awful ladies like me.
Watch below and stick around for my favorite "hashtag throwdown" ever: #JamesBondMoviesI'dActuallySee. Bring some Wheat Thins for that one.
NSFW for language
