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*post originally published 10/27/2009
In this helpful video clip from The Onion's Today Now, parenting expert Anna Stepehnson (author of Actually, He's a Boy) explains the Halloween dilemma faced by families of effeminate boys:
"Unless you lock him in the house you run the risk that the ladyboy will sneak out on his own dressed as a ballerina. And you'll find him pirouetting on somebody's front porch with the whole neighborhood watching."