He spoke. Yesterday we saw Blond Pub WaiterGod again, and we learned his name is Eddie, and he spoke! Gabi was late, having spent her break being plowed by Nick's Pious Peen, and he tsk-tsk'd her, saying, "It's not like you, Gabi."
After seeing him a few times, I think I've pieced together his back story. He's currently enrolled at Salem U, where he's paying his way through by working part-time at the pub, and as a go-go boy at The Spot, specializing in banana hammocks and cage dancing. He's currently dating Brian, who he met at a concert for the hot new indie band Magic Coach on Halloween night. Brian was nursing a broken heart, and Eddie reached out and offered sympathy and a pocket of candy corn. They've been inseparable ever since.
Will we see Eddie today? Who knows. We may see nothing at all, depending on how long President Obama speaks about the Fiscal Cliff. But we're supposed to see the debut of ... TAUDREY! Join us for the fun starting at 1 PM ET
