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At 66 years old, John Waters clearly still rules. In this raunchy new Kickstarter PSA for San Francisco's Roxie Theater, the Hairspray/Polyester director basically lists all the naughty perks of the theater and tells you to have sex in the aisles -- whether or not the place is crowded.
"I get a kick out of the Roxie!" he begins. "And if you don't, I oughta kick your ass!"
"Kick," get it? Anyway, here's the funniest part:
"On a slow night, if few people are there, you can masturbate in the theater! Or better yet, have sex with a fellow ticket-buyer on a really good night there! Afterwards, you can have a drink in one of the many alarming bars of this neighborhood."
And then he delivers the most perfect conclusion of any Kickstarter ad ever:
"If you don't give them money, you're an assh*le, plain and simple."
Got it.
