The Academy Awards. It's the gay Super Bowl, so of course the various writers of AfterElton/TheBacklot will be eating Buffalo Wings, playing drinking games and tweeting their jaded impressions of the evening.
Wanna join in? Just include @afterelton and #OSCARS in your tweet.
Need a list of all nominees or an up-to-date list of the night's winners? See MTV's Oscar Winners List.
Can't wait for 8pm and that over-the-top opening number? How much you wanna bet Seth MacFarlane trots out Family Guy's Stewie? Anyway, here's a spectacle to tide you over: 1989's trainwreck number featuring Rob Lowe and Snow White!
h/t Chevelt!