Evidently Justin Bieber has gotten himself a pet monkey, which was seized at the border in 
Germany because he didn't have the proper papers. Sgt. Schultz was the border agent.
Fred Lutner, the head of the Southern Baptist Convention, says that North Korea is threatening war with the United States because of marriage equality. “I would not be surprised that at the time when we are debating same-sex marriage, at a time when we are debating whether or not we should have gays leading the Boy Scout movement, I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that we have a mad man in Asia who is saying some of the things that he’s saying."
GI Joe: Retaliationis set to win the weekend box office with $40 million, with The Croods taking second for $27 million, and Temptations: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor taking third for $22 million.
Speaking of numbers, they're not good forHappy Endings, with the first episode bringing in only 3 million viewers, and the second 2.4 million. For comparison, Last Man Standing and Malibu Country drew about 7 million in the same time slot last week.
Matthew Weinersays that getting rid ofSal on Mad Men was one of the most controversial decisions he's made on the show. "More than with any other character, I've had lots of conversations about that. I wanted to tell the story of how incredibly unfair it was for Sal, and that's the sacrifice I made. It's a gigantic moment in the series."
Undeniable proof thatBert and Ernie have been supporting marriage equality since 1980. Let the nasty letters from Fox News and denials from Sesame Street begin!
David Tennant and Billie Piperhave been confirmed for the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who. John Hurt will also be appearing in an unnamed role.
Chris Gaidais a celebrity escort. Not that he does anything untoward. He just gets hired to stick to celebrities like glue for major events, like awards ceremonies. He's escorted with Taylor Swift, Queen Latifa, and the Queer Eye guys. Well, he did date two of the Queer Eye guys, but in his new book, he says that was unusual.
Jim Carrey put out a Funny Or Die video this week that advocated gun control, and came under attac
k from Fox news for doing so. He's released a statement about the attacks, which it completely readable, including gems like "I'll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue."
Rosie O'Donnell complimented Drake, and Drake thought that was so cool. Except Rosie thoughtDrake Bell from Splash was cute, not the rapper. Awkward.
Reason 2,575,898 of why Mr. Rogers was the coolest man on the planet.
Let's say we win big on marriage equality. Is that the end of Big Gay, long before all their work is done? It's happened elsewhere.
Robert Redfordis confirmed forCaptain America: The Winter Soldier. Why would the acting legend do a comic book movie at this stage of his career? "I'm doing this film because it's different. It's a new thing for me. I like the idea of stepping into new territory. I'm excited by it. I also think it's a good bunch of people who really know what they're doing."
Photographer David LaChapelleis being sued for $75 million by his ex-boyfriend/ex-agent. He says he's owed $25 million in expenses for selling LaChapelle's photographs over the years, and another $40 million because LaChapelle tried to steal his client list last year. There's no word on what the remaining $10 million is for.
McQuaid Jesuit High School has done something remarkable. They're allowing two male students to attend prom together. "It is also important to recognize that neither a homosexual orientation, nor a heterosexual one, leads inevitably to sexual activity. One's total personhood is not reducible to sexual orientation or behavior."
For some contrasting views on what a gay player would mean to an NFL team, Seattle Seahawks'Christopher Clemonsisn't for it. "If you didn't do it when you were in high school or college then why wait til your in the NFL? Whoever he is he didn't just start ... I'm not one to judge anyone because that's there personal preference. ... it doesn't matter how good they are. That will immediately separate a lockerroom and divide a team ... I'm not against anyone but I think it's a selfish act. They just trying to make themselves bigger than the team." But he's not homophobic. Nope.
But New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski, who has been photographed naked and with porn stars, is mostly fine with it. 
"You've got to accept the player. Everyone has their own ways to live their life and as long as he's respecting me, keeping distance, respecting myself, I'll respect him back. If he's being a great teammate and he's a guy on the field doing a great job, well then you've got nothing to complain about. He's another teammate and another friend." So as long as he doesn't put one of your naked pinups in his locker, we're good Rob?
Which is good, because NFL Player Association president Domonique Foxworththinks more than one player will come out. “It doesn’t have to be one player. When one player comes out, multiple players will come out, because they are in our league right now. When the public finds out about it, it’s going to be a media storm and it’s going to be a lot of press and a lot of attention, and probably not all of it’s gonna be positive. But the NFLPA, as long as I’m president of it, is going to be behind that player and providing support.”
This is how sexy Chris Colfer would have been in the 1980s
Dylan O'Brien gets restless on the set of Teen Wolf, probably while the wolves are in makeup
John Barrowman likes a clean car. He also said he was attending White Party for the first time
Channing Tatum won't be getting shirtless in GI Joe: Retaliation, and even this scene with DJ Catrona was sadly cut
Keahu Keahuanui has been prowling WonderCon, and fell in love with this replica jacket
For our lesbians and straight guys, I present Naya Rivera in a bikini
It's good to see Colton Haynes is still friendly with his Teen Wolf castmates like Tyler Hoechlin, who joined him and Ian Bohen for a boy's night
When it was announced that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was bringing HitRecord to television, I wasn't quite sure what he'd be doing with the collaborative format. He says that we can expect things like this video, which make me question the commercial viability of the show.
I waited all week for Jon Stewart to unload on the marriage equality hearings at the Supreme Court, but he held back until Thursday night, but it really was worth the wait.
There's no denying that Gore Vidal loved to provoke the world with ideas, and had absolutely no fear in doing so. The new film Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia attempts to show just how he did it over so many years, including taking strong opinions on being gay and bisexual long before it was talked about.
Kate Upton is endorsing a male shaver, because she thinks you should shave your balls. I think you should shave your balls too, but Gillette didn't give me millions to say so.
Dan Savage has never been known for pulling punches, even when perhaps he should. But I really enjoyed his take on marriage equality here, and the little dig he gets in on gun control in the process.
For the first time since he was outed after an alleged altercation with his ex-boyfriend, Kwame Harris talks to CNN about being gay, and what he felt about coming out when he was still playing football.
Since it's Easter weekend and I haven't found a way to offend the religious right yet, I'll just let Current TV's John Fugelsang explain the New Testament to everyone. It can't really be blasphemy if it's factual, can it?
In this NSFW spoof of a typical cable company commercial, you get to find out just what your cable provider thinks of you, the consumer. You'd think they could be a little nicer considering how much money we all give them every month.
The Osmond family recently held a rally against marriage equality, which isn't surprising given their Mormon roots. But the whole family doesn't feel like that, especially not Marie Osmond, who has a lesbian daughter, and wants all the joys in the world for her daughter that she wants for all her other children.
