Hard to remember a reality show contestant -- let alone a Big Brother contestant -- I've liked as much as Wil Heuser, the openly gay, whimsically Southern, unthinkably dressed houseguest who became the Secret Six alliance's latest victim on Thursday's show. Ugh! I loved him! I wanted his goofy smile and '60s Bond girl hair to go on forever. Since he's now gone forever (and the only LGBT houseguest left is the grinning cipher Jenn -- boo), let's toast his Big Brother career with a glance back at 13 of his signature looks.
1. Blank-faced nudity
Bone structure is important when you're serving up dead-eyed nudity.
2. Tenseness in tiny shorts
We're all thinking hard too, Wil. IfyouknowwhatImean.
3. The zany
Nice ride!
4. Melissa Etheridge's closet
Come to my window, darling!
5. Mesh-covered sass
Aw, nipples should always look like they're hiding behind a pane of privacy glass.
6. Foghorn Leghorn
"I say, I say, stop yelling, Joe!"
7. Damp dreaminess
Only seven more tanktops and he'll be half-clothed.
8. Old-rag-disguised-as-a-tanktop
You legally can't wear that shirt to Applebee's.
9. My old babysitter Cassandra
"Where's your Ma keep the Doritos, Louis?"
10. Pure confusion
At least the hat and mesh sorta match.
11. Standing pseudo-nudity
Hooray!
12. Captain Kraykray
Get this man an Anything Goes audition.
13. My favorite: Rejected American Idol contestant
Pitchy-perfect.
Will you miss Wil as much as I wil(l)? Who's the next out of the house? Finally Frank, or a bully like Boogie?
