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Weeklings! The Real New Year's Resolutions

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Here are a few rules for making New Year's resolutions:

No one cares that you want to exercise.

No one cares that you want to diet.

No one believes anything about you.

You're friendless.

2013 is moving on without you. 

-Bye.


In other words, New Year's is a time when we pretend to have perspective on our shortcomings when what we really have is post-holiday burnout and the nerve to complain about it. In this edition of Weeklings!, I announce the gay-ish resolutions I'm making, and maybe you'll subscribe to them too. Wait 'til you see what's on my "reading" list. 

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You can find previous Weeklings! episodes here.

 

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