Here are a few rules for making New Year's resolutions:
No one cares that you want to exercise.
No one cares that you want to diet.
No one believes anything about you.
You're friendless.
2013 is moving on without you.
-Bye.
In other words, New Year's is a time when we pretend to have perspective on our shortcomings when what we really have is post-holiday burnout and the nerve to complain about it. In this edition of Weeklings!, I announce the gay-ish resolutions I'm making, and maybe you'll subscribe to them too. Wait 'til you see what's on my "reading" list.
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You can find previous Weeklings! episodes here.