Calvin Klein showered us with so many black-and-white glamor shots of abdominals and underwear in his Super Bowl ad last night that I instinctively began humming "Love Will Never Do (Without You)." I mean, this is a Herb Ritts situation, this video. I thought the model was going to start hauling tires and flexing near Naomi Campbell.
Model Matthew Terry is even a pseudo-Antonio Sabato Jr. lookalike. Happy 1989 to everyone here!
By the way, who won the Super Bowl? Don't bother telling me unless it's a ragtag crew of non-millionaires.