In Spring Breakers, James Franco has a scene where he performs an impressive deep throat of two of his pistols. 
"Most people can't get past that gag reflex at the back of the throat. Guess I'm a natural."
Eleven myths about bisexuality dispelled at OK Cupid.
This is the full text of President Obama's State of the Union address. He referenced "gay" explicitly once, and implicitly by talking about opportunities that shouldn't be defined by who we love.
The hunt for former LAPD officer Chris Dornermay be over, with a body believed to be Dorner pulled from the burnt wreckage of a cabin at Big Bear, after a lengthy shootout that began while I was at the gym at 4 PM, and didn't end until 10PM.
DC Comics has issued a statement toThe Advocate about the hiring of anti-gay Orson Scott Card to write part of a digital Superman anthology, and it's pretty unimpressive. “As content creators we steadfastly support freedom of expression, however the personal views of individuals associated with DC Comics are just that — personal views — and not those of the company itself.” You can tell a lot about someone by the company they choose to keep.
The AP has banned the use of"husband" and "wife" for same-sex couples, unless the couple uses the term themselves. No such restriction applies to opposite-sex couples. They attempted to walk it back to some extent, but still failed miserably.
The Senate has passed a GLBT inclusive version of the Violence Against Women Act, and it now moves on to the House, where it died last Congress.
The American Family Associationis upset that gay soldiers and spouses can now be buried in Arlington National Cemetery, and says that it endangers the United States' security.
The new Muppet movie will feature a wedding for Miss Piggy at the Tower of London. There's no word on whether Kermit is the groom. Kermit and Miss Piggy have already been married more times than Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, but what's one more?
As if the Lindsay Lohan/James Deen movie The Canyons wasn't already a parody, now a porn company is offering James Deen the right to direct and star in the XXX parody of 
The Canyons, which is getting a little meta even for me.
Who said it: The Pope or Lord Voldemort?
The Ukraine has withdrawn legislation that would have banned "gay propaganda" and will replace it with a nondiscrimination law. Ukraine needs to prove equal rights in order to join the European Union.
The French National Assembly has passed marriage equality and adoption rights for gay couples by a wide margin, sending the bill to the upper house, where passage is expected.
Senator Tom Harkin says that the Senate will move on ENDA this year. What that means, exactly, is open to a lot of interpretation.
Albert Brookshas finally signed on to reprise his role in Finding Nemo 2.
The biggest concern with casting Daniel Radcliffe as Allen Ginsberg wasn't that the actor wasn't gay, it was that he wasn't Jewish. Then the director's boyfriend set him straight. "Of course he's Jewish--everyone in the world knows that. Didn't you see the shots from Equus? He's only British from the waist up."
Proving his immaturity, Justin Bieber responded to Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney saying the Grammys were about music, not money, and Bieber was rich, so what was the problem with the snub? Beiber advocated violence as a response. “The black keys drummer should be slapped around haha.”
This is how Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey prepares for all of his shirtless scenes. Another reason to hate the young
Meanwhile, his costar Keahu Kahuanui spent the weekend with NASA for the LAND-SAT launch
The Teen Wolf Tumblr was asked to address the rumor that there would be fewer shirtless scenes of the guys in the upcoming season. He responded with this picture.
Max and Charlie Carver show off their alpha bodies. With these, Desperate Housewives would still be on the air
Chris Colfer's cat celebrates Struck By Lightning's VOD run being extended. He looks thrilled
Jake Shears spends an inordinate amount of time at Disneyland. I'm jealous
Matt Damon is no stranger to using his celebrity for causes, be it fair pay for teachers to this, his plea that we work to make sure everyone on the planet have access to clean water. To support this ideal, he makes a startling pledge, which leaves the assembled journalists dumbfounded.
In Florida, a woman found a surprise in the grill of her SUV - a great horned owl. She thought she had hit the giant bird and killed it, but it had managed to squeeze into her grill, and remained trapped there for quite a few miles, until some folks pointed it out to her in a parking lot. The owl is OK, and getting a checkup, but how this happened, I'll never know. We have great horned owls locally, and they're huge. One flew in front my my old SUV a couple years back and I nearly wrecked the car.
Adam Levine did a photoshoot for 7Hollywood recently, and being Adam Levine, he couldn't keep his clothes on, and I'm perfectly fine with that.
Sverre Liliequist was participating in the Swatch Skiers Cup, and that involves heading down a monster mountain, not a groomed slope. At one point, he kicked off an avalanche, so he did what any normal person would do, a backflip, then finished the race. Like a boss.
Brian Williams stopped by The Soup when they filmed in New York City, and he had nothing kind to say about the show, or the segment that they run regularly on Rock City. There's something about the authoritative voice of the evening news talking so cruelly that really makes for a logical disconnect in your brain.
As you know, I love Adventure Time, and I especially love the gender swapped episodes with Cake, in which Neil Patrick Harris plays Prince Gumball. This is a preview of the upcoming Fionna and Cake Half-Hour Special.
