Ranking Mariah Carey's 43 Best Singles, In Honor Of Her 43rd Birthday
It's the effervescent, tiara-obsessed Mariah Carey's 43nd birthday! As I've claimed previously, Mariah is the best kind of crazy celebrity because she's half-aware of her hilarious insanity: "This is a...
View ArticleMeme: Cindy Brady Praises Her Gay Dad, Zac Efron is Proud Of "High School...
 Susan Olsen, who played Cindy Brady in The Brady Bunch, took to Facebook to write a moving tribute to the man who played her television dad, Robert Reed. "Bob was a family man. Had he been allowed to...
View Article"American Idol" Recap: The Boys In The Bland
Look at these dudes. Three pleasant, symmetrical rascals with gay posture who just wanted to impress mentor Smokey Robinson with their dotty croquet uniforms, conjure some soul on Motown/Detroit night,...
View ArticleHappy 27th Birthday, Lady Gaga! Let's Rank Her 27 Best Songs.
Lady Gaga turns 27 today. Ugh, Madonna invented that in 1985.Just kidding. Since I had such a good time toasting Mariah Carey's extensive canon yesterday, I thought we'd take a chance on another...
View ArticleBrent Hartinger’s "The Elephant of Surprise" Brings The Charm
You cannot walk into the Young Adult Fiction section of a bookstore these days and not be confronted with an endless and soulless supply of Twilight clones, Hunger Games knock-offs and Harry Potter...
View Article"Arrow" Recap: Round and Around
I swear you all, Felicity is a lesbian. She just has to be. Emily Bett Rickards has shown herself to be an amazingly talented actress, so there's no way her ambivalent look when she watches Oliver...
View ArticleAsk JT! The Woes of a 25-Year-Old Virgin and a Lady with Bigoted Parents
Your friendly neighborhood bartender is taking a break from his wild dating life to tackle your questions with his patented blend of advice and adult beverages. So slide on up to the bar my friends....
View ArticleWatch! Nine Memorable Max Moments From Season Three Of "Happy Endings"
Happy Endings has had a troubled (to say the least) Season Three, as mediocre ratings and bizarre timeslot shifts (Sundays at 10 PM. Really?) have put Season Four into much doubt. ABC is giving the...
View ArticleStephen Colbert Hopes Bill O'Reilly And His Goat Enjoy A Beautiful Marriage...
Bill O'Reilly's feelings about gay marriage have shifted towards acceptance, which means -- contrary to my personal belief -- he might not be a nefarious villain played by George Sanders.Stephen...
View Article"Supernatural" Recap: "Avengers Initiative: Kansas Edition"
Avengers Initiative: Kansas edition a.k.a. The Wannabe HuntersWe open with a pair of adolescents making out in a car, on a deserted road in Conway Springs, Kansas. Turns out, the girl is Krissy...
View ArticleBriefs: "Gay Marriage Already Won," Kathy and Anderson Wear Bibs, and "The...
Birthday shoutouts go to Gareth David-Lloyd (above), who is 32, Dianne Wiest is 65, and Reba McEntire is 58. Lt. Dan Choi Faces 6 Months In Jail For Protesting DADT Policy Facebook Campaign Spotlights...
View ArticleFriday Puzzler: "Bunny Trail"
Time for another one of those time-wasting yet hopelessly addictive online jigsaw puzzles! We're not going to give you any hints, but if you want to see the finished product then click here.Move the...
View Article"American Idol" Recap: 25 Observations About Another Pretty Boy Elimination
Guys, tell me if I've had a little bit too much of Paula Abdul's Percocet margarita, but are we on our way toward all-female top five? I'm both giddy and a little unnerved. Are these results doctored?...
View ArticleWatch! Luke Macfarlane's "Erection" Is Coming Soon
Below you can see the NSFW-ish trailer and a couple of hot pics from the short film Erection, which was completed last year and is slowly making the festival circuit. Starring out perfect man Luke...
View ArticleUltimate TV Beefcake Tourney Round 2 Update
We're less than 48 hours away from the close of Round 2 voting (Round closes Saturday evening at 11:59pm) and AE readers have cast over 200,000 votes in this round.The current standings are a bit of a...
View Article"The Vampire Diaries" 418: Keep Your Frenemies Closer
Previously, on The Vampire DiariesElena and Rebekah, having embarked on their Tour For the Cure, arrive in some sleepy town having ditched Damon's convertible for a serious upgrade. Who'd they have to...
View ArticleUnintentionally Disturbing Movies for the Whole Family!
Last weekend the wall-eyed animated nightmare The Croods was an unexpected slam-dunk at the box office. Like many of you, we were sent into fits of existential panic over the lumpy, prehistoric...
View ArticleThe Top Five Moments From "Project Runway: Teams" Episode Ten
"So according to social media, this is the "Worst Season Ever'"I'm not sure why, but this episode didn't annoy me nearly as much as the rest of this season. Maybe because I can finally see the finale...
View ArticleWeeklings! One Gay's Advice To All 9 Supreme Court Justices
We've had a thrilling and exhausting week. With the Proposition 8 and DOMA Supreme Court hearings filling up my newsfeed (and Facebook feed, pleasantly enough), it's clear to me that gayness and social...
View ArticleBriefs: Trevor Donovan's Just Desserts, "True Blood" Sets The Date, and...
Here is last week's caption pic winner. This week's caption pic is at the bottom of the page.Thanks to everyone for participating! The winner is ..."Why am I getting in shape? I've booked a session...
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